Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is an Iphone 4S. I want one because my phone is starting to get old and is starting to not work at all. I have behaved okay this year. I haven't been completely obedient, but have you ever came across a completely obedient child? Yea that's what I thought.
Sincerely,
Tyler
Friday, December 16, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Auction Hunters
My favorite television show is Auction Hunters. I like this show because Ton and Allen are guys with two different personalities. They go through storage units that people neglected to pay for. They find very unusual things and show how they make a profit off of their units. It comes on Spike every Monday.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Pain Is Temporary Glory Lasts Forever
The most unpleasant pain I have ever felt physically was recovering from my surgery on my ACL. I tore it during the Hollis football game my sixth play I was in. After my surgery my doctor put me on some fierce medication to make sure I had no pain. The next day the medication wore off and the pain commenced. It was the most excruciating pain I have ever endured in my life. It felt like someone was stabbing my in the knee multiple times.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Since the world has been turning 'round and 'round I think the best type of human innovation would be the wheel. The wheel was and is the base of transportation for any vehicle. It is amazing that something somebody has discovered a very lonbg time ago is still being used today. That just goes to show you that it is the best invention over anything......even over sliced bread.
Friday, November 18, 2011
80's=Best Decade Ever
If I could go back to an era I would choose the 80's. The 80's is debatable the best decade that has happened so far, Either in music or anything else. If I were in the 80's I would have worked at a skating rink because that's where all the business was at. If people wanted to have a good time in the 80's they either went to a drive-in movie or went to a skating rink. I could be some of importance. It just depends if the rink was a big hit.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
"Why were y'all so far out there? That was incredible!" We just wanted to watch Walker catch some waves.
"What happened out there, and what was going through your mind as those magnificent creatures came by you?" We were freaking out and hoping that we wouldn't die.
"Were you worried that you would be swallowed? Tell me who was with you out there?" Yes I was terrified, because I could have died. It was Lee Watts and I in the boat beside the whale. It was Walker Bartlett on the surf board.
"What happened out there, and what was going through your mind as those magnificent creatures came by you?" We were freaking out and hoping that we wouldn't die.
"Were you worried that you would be swallowed? Tell me who was with you out there?" Yes I was terrified, because I could have died. It was Lee Watts and I in the boat beside the whale. It was Walker Bartlett on the surf board.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
My friend Lee went to jail earlier today because he was convicted of a murder against Phillip Thomas. I know this was not true because I was driving around town with him during the incident and he never hurt a single soul. My eye-witness account didn't suffice the jury because I was a friend and could be lying for him. I was recently part of a government testing program to make a super soldier and they tried it on me. I'm now a commander of a squad with terrific skill. So, I'm going to break him out with my troops under my command. We will plant explosives strategically around the jail and attack it from all angles. Once our attack commences we will blow the explosives and start our raid from all directions. When the guards are distracted I will go on a solo mission to extract my friend from his jail cell. I will use my ability to run super fast to get there quickly and use my super strength to spread the metal door. We will escape on radar hidden helicopters and go to a secret military base.
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